I didn't really sign up to be a celebrity, I only signed up to be a writer..

"You can eff off, too," I say, except I don't say eff, I say what 'eff' stands for..

The superman exists and he's American..

Let knowledge be guessed by the sign of equality to all beings..

We do what we like, and we like what we do..

I see only what you see, but I notice what I see..

Why is there anything at all rather than nothing whatsoever?.

He who picks up one end of a stick picks up the other. He who chooses the beginning of a road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that det….

We just keep on having to save each other", he says. "We ever gonna be even?" "I hope not," I say.

Aggle flabble kabble . . . snurp?.

Faith is only as good as the one in whom it's invested..

There is hardly anybody good for everything, and there is scarcely anybody who is absolutely good for nothing..

we have so much to say, and we shall never say it..

I am about to learn what it's like to live here..

Mumbo-Jumbo will hoo-doo you, Mumbo-Jumbo will hoo-doo you. Mumbo . . . Jumbo . . . will . . . hoo-doo . . . you..

Everything is expressed through RELATIONSHIPS..

Glibness will get your anywhere..

I'm not in any sense anti-Facebook..

We don't say nothing more. What else is there to say? Everything and nothing. You can't say everything, so you don't say nothing..

What comes will also go. What always is will alone remain..

I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers..