Anybody that'll stand up to The Cline is all right..

I'm a chronic relapser. I guess I always will be..

I don't drink before shows..

Misbehave more beautifully; more often..

Everything possible to be believed is an image of truth." -Taleswapper.

The public is never wrong..

You don't adjust. You just dominate..

I have no literary fears..

Because they knew each other's thoughts, they even quarrelled without speaking..

I'm a version of the same person..

I have seen my mugshot..

Never live with someone that won the Heisman..

We are not by nature cruel..

I like it when I strut..

The Scriptures are shallow enough for a babe to come and drink without fear of drowning and deep enough for theologians to swim in without ever reach….

Tell them to send everything that can fly..

For me, I've gotten better at that since I've gotten older. I never was good at that when I was younger..

I hope Mr. Obama has success..

Instead of speaking saintly words we must act them..

You change the rules or you are going under..

You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee..