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Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?

I never drink water... fish f**k in it.

A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.

I'd like to help you, but you don't drink.

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.

If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic.

There are two impossibilities in life: "just one drink" and "an honest politician."

There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink

Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

A drink is shorter than a tale

I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there.

My nerves could use a drink.

Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of drink

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.

I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn't have a god, politics, ideas, ideals.

How to Drink Like a Gentleman: The Things to Do and the Things Not To, as Learned in 30 Years' Extensive Research.

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Never drink when you are wretched without it, or you will be like the grey-faced gin-drinker in the slum; but drink when you would be happy without it, and you will be like the laughing peasant of Italy. Never drink because you need it, for this is rational drinking, and the way to death and hell. But drink because you do not need it, for this is irrational drinking, and the ancient health of the world.