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A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when you're away from them, who needs it?.

I'm partial to a nice cup of vodka. I normally just drink it really simple with a little bit of lemon.

If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink it.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow?

Some parents let their kids sleep at other people's houses, where they drink alcohol, watch TV for hours and God knows what else. But if you say you have to get all A's and practice the violin for two hours, then they consider that abusive. That upsets me.

There is no difference between someone who eats too little and sees Heaven and someone who drinks too much and sees snakes.

It is better to drink of deep grief than to taste shallow pleasures.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted

Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.

When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.

Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank her.

Good wine is a good familiar creature if it be well used.

I look up the telephone number of Alcoholics Anonymous. Then, my hands shaking, I open the bar and drink the leftover whiskey, gin and vermouth-whatever I can lay my shaking hands on.