That's the thing about faith. It works..

nobody ever stops drinking until the cost of drinking becomes higher than the cost of not drinking..

You have to learn to interrupt because you aren't going to get called on..

Drinking more often brings out the best in the good than the worst in the bad..

There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?.

It is much more rewarding to do more with less..

And some looked even more like each other than they did like themselves..

I tend to stay away from the comics..

I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either..

You can make history, or you will be vilified by it..

But the word of the Gospel is not as the word of an earthly prince..

No faith is our own that we have not arduously won..

People don't stop eating, and they don't stop drinking coffee..

We remember Kurt Cobain for what he was: Caring, generous, and sweet. Let's keep the music with us. We'll always have it..

Nothing can come out of nothing, any more than a thing can go back to nothing..

The more you invest in your happiness, the more happiness will invest in you..

I'm going to kill them all.

Dad was just an emotional wreck. He was drinking a lot of the time, he was smoking a lot of pot. And because he takes certain medications, the drinki….

At parties, everyone always thinks I'm drinking, but actually I rarely drink. I live on energy drinks, basically. I love vitamin water..

Life's about changing. Nothing ever stays the same..

We are, after all, homo economicus..