I think the tendency with parents is to make your kid not unlike the next kid but to overprotect and say, "My way's better than whatever you've got i….
By 40, all women are amazing..
I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark..
An image is always only showing what's necessary for a thought, not the thought itself..
Purchasing power is a license to purchase power. The old proletariat sold its labour power in order to subsist; what little leisure time it had was p….
Someone suggested the Kaiser Chiefs while we were looking for a band name. We had so many ideas ourselves, at least one of us had said no to every id….
I lived and languished..
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes..
I opened with Edward Kienholz's The Beanery, and that's such a controversial piece that I think that brought people right away. It was a room-size wo….
The same people who are murdered slowly in the mechanized slaughterhouses of work are also arguing, singing, drinking, dancing, making love, holding ….
Always be more than you appear and never appear to be more than you are..
There is something in us that can be without us, and will be after us, though indeed it hath no history of what it was before us, and cannot tell how….
Words will be just words till you bring them to life.
A Wired reader told me once, Get a life, which I read from the back of a yacht in the Aegean, while eating fresh sea urchins and drinking terrific Mo….
I am occasionally loveable but for the most part I’m like loving a raincloud..
The simpler things are, the happier they are..
Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier..
The more you talk about something, the less accurate it gets..
Time punishes us by taking everything, but it also saves us - by taking everything.
3-D movies can make me nauseous..
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety..