Your word is your bond, you do what you say you're going to do..

With Carmina Burana, my collected works begin..

When it comes to wine, I tell people to throw away the vintage charts and invest in a corkscrew. The best way to learn about wine is the drinking..

There are no more liberals Theyve all been mugged..

The only rule is there's only one rule: no rules..

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation..

Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relative to other matter; second, telling other people to….

But just as it sometimes happens that the most temperate people, who have never acquired the habit of drinking alcohol, or even a taste for it, are t….

When you act obnoxious towards people, like on a movie set, they say "we're ready for you" and I say "oh, go to hell, my feet hurt and my head aches.….

Drinking cow milk has been linked to iron-deficiency anemia in infants and children; it has been named as the cause of cramps and diarrhea in much of….

If she drinks beer, she's a keeper..

Love emerges at the point of a lacking word, and one offers one's being to fill the lack..

I never learn my lesson..

You don't spend your money while you're making it. You don't have time..

Modern man is drinking and drugging himself out of awareness, or he spends his time shopping, which is the same thing..

Failure is an option, fear is not..

I am not so think as you drunk I am..

I'm the only thing I'll ever hold against you..

I don't compete with others, but compete with myself..

Radiation, unlike smoking, drinking, and overeating, gives no pleasure, so the possible victims object..

Hitler was a teetotalitarian..