I rarely do things based on what everybody else is doing; I never have..

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions..

I am as omnivorous as it's possible to be. I always say there's nothing I won't eat and nothing I won't wear..

Driving Benzes with no benefits, not bad huh, for some immigrants?.

The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

You can't escape from what you are..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

Knowledge is the driving force that puts creative passion to work..

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

Out of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving..

Saying that you don’t have time to improve your thoughts and your life is like saying you don’t have time to stop for gas because you’re too busy dri….

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

I work in L.A. from time to time..

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..

Writing has never been a driving force within me..

Faith that is sure of itself is not faith; faith that is sure of God is the only faith there is..

I learned so much from Tony Danza I learned so much about myself..

See driving is like stabbing someone, it's very personal. While flying is like shooting someone, it's more distant..

All of us are better when we're loved..