I never learn my lesson..

I work all day, and get half-drunk at night..

You don't spend your money while you're making it. You don't have time..

Failure is an option, fear is not..

I am not so think as you drunk I am..

I'm the only thing I'll ever hold against you..

I don't compete with others, but compete with myself..

Hitler was a teetotalitarian..

I'm so into momminess..

I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis..

For things to change, we must change..

It isn't chic for women to be drunk. Men drunks are more excusable, more easily absolved, but why? It must be thought they have better reasons..

I'm going to do things when they are right for me..

Asquith, when drunk, can make a better speech than any of us when sober..

The mouthier I got, the more I'd be celebrated..

I have received some racist abuse, but you will never see me fighting back or being aggressive on Twitter. When I do reply, I try to be as kind as po….

Can'ttrustpeople. Won'tdoanygood. They'llkillyoueverytime. They'llkilleachother. They'llkilleveryone..

Time is 'to make'. it is not 'to have'..

Life's managed, not cured..

It's funny how the history of Jeb Bush is going to be rewritten..

More free time means more time to waste. The worker who used to have only a little time in which to get drunk and beat his wife now has time to get d….