I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism..

I have always survived with comedy, in that I grew up very dyslexic and did not get good grades. I always thought I was dumb, and there are many peop….

The poor lack money. They lack money because they do not know the secret of productive wealth. They know it is possible to be old, unemployed, uneduc….

There are worse things than being constantly hired to do anything..

Honestly, I think it's dumb luck that I'm able to kind of get away doing different types of films in different genres. There's always a tendency to k….

If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution..

There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage; 1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious..

I'm not really into movies on dates because you can't chat it up..

Nothing someone says before the word 'but' really counts..

Collaborate, don't dictate..

Sharing is having more..

He never knew when he was whipped ... So he never was..

One can have knowledge without having wisdom, but one cannot have wisdom without having knowledge..

When you work with words, words are your work..

One reads alone, even in another's presence..

Youre only yourself when no ones watching!.

I love Twitter; I'm on Twitter quite a lot..

My health is very much improved..

There is no one else - there's never been anyone else but you. You're it Maddie..

There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964..

The religion of the Bible is wholly supernatural..