For every one of our failures, we had spreadsheets that looked awesome.

I just got called Nigel..

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

There are some things that can't be measured..

Now I am almost entirely love..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

All change begins with someone having a thought..

I actually eat a lot..

I was hired as a penciler..

I have never voted in my life..

I follow the rules until I go against them all..

I will never use a substitute for butter. Margarine is one molecule away from eating plastic..

God is always at work around you..

Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..

Spin-offs were never really my thing..

Eating is one of the most important aspects of living. I like indulging. I like to eat one food at a time, to savor each individual thing..

We simply have not kept in touch with poetry.

No one can be cured of being who they are..

The great appear great to us..

I'll make a horrible housewife. It's not like I'm disgusting, but I'm pretty bad about having a drink or eating something and then leaving the plate ….