David Wong is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King . . . ‘page-turner’ is an understatement..

Ive had Malcolm since I was 12..

Everything is nothing, and nothing is everything..

Do whatever you have to do to be happy..

I don't come from money..

Nothing is never nothing. It's always something..

Every picture of you is when you were younger..

There was never anything so well devised by men which in continuance of time hath not been corrupted.

I am opposed to the redefinition of marriage..

While economics is about how people make choice, sociology is about how they don't have any choice to make..

There's always something to talk about..

I was gung-ho, no question about that..

She was the only woman he was afraid he would beg for..

The image is an image..

Ive been making music since I was 14, but for a while, I was afraid to perform..

You've got one go in life, so make the most of it..

Everyone has something they can't live without..

I hope that death contains less than this..

I brings the ruckus to the ladies..

You cannot put straight in others what is warped in yourself..

Everything about it was wrong. Thats why it worked so good..