I never take myself too seriously..
On my days off I pick up our chicken's eggs. My wife and I have five chickens called The Spice Girls. Five lovely chicks. And no, we won't be eating ….
The argument about zoning and the presidency of Nigeria is like the philosophical argument of the egg or the hen. Who is older through the evolutiona….
The same fire that hardens the egg will melt the butter; and much depends on the personality type, whether you customarily rise to a challenge or whe….
I said you LOOKED like an egg, Sir. And some eggs are very pretty, you know..
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell..
I often say that eggs and sugar should be beaten until they thicken and pale and sometimes, when there are lots of yolks, that's lemon colored..
The single most useful ingredient on the planet. In a pinch you can scramble them and call it dinner. But it only takes five eggs, a little milk and ….
After all, they (the pro-vaccine lobbyists) say to themselves, you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs. But the eggs being broken are small,….
I've always dressed like a dude..
I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..
It is easy to make out three areas where scientists will be concentrating their efforts in the coming decades. One is in physics, where leading theor….
I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.
I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..
I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was..
'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..
Put all your eggs in one basket... the handle's going to break. Then all you've got is scrambled eggs..
Don't count your chickens before they egg..
They are the we of me..
[... vastly different peoples live and work side by side but rarely come together, like the arms of an egg beater that] whirled independently and nev….