I didn't have a life until I went up onstage..

I am opposed to the redefinition of marriage..

You can have it all, but not all at once..

You cannot live without doing something..

When a lady condescends to apologise, there is no keeping one’s anger..

Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads..

My place is placeless, a trace of the traceless..

We do what we are and we are what we do..

It starts with being unearthed. I like that word, unearthed, because we are being unearthed..

I would never exchange my life with anybody else's..

I don't engage in hypotheticals..

I am moonlighting for the Buddha..

Africa is to be pitied, worshipped or dominated.

I like the TV format. I like how fast it is..

Do not call up any that you can not put down..

nobody ever finds the one.

Be fruitful, and multiply..

Happiness comes to them who bring happiness to others..

To do more, is not necessarily to do better..

I don't have many famous friends, really, except Simon Cowell..

Sharing is having more..