Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke….

There's something bad in everything good and something good in everything bad..

Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up..

I've always been interested in making movies..

I take the Bible far too seriously to take it literally..

He's my elvis. I idolize Nusrat, he's a god, too.

There is nothing inherently wrong about science..

I'd like to thank everybody who ever punched or kissed me in my life and everybody who I ever punched or kissed..

I make movies for money, exclusively for money..

I kinda live where I find myself..

Nothing is never nothing. It's always something..

From Themistocles began the saying, "He is a second Hercules.".

On first blush, Hold 'em seems like a ridiculously simple game..

This is not a just image, this is just an image..

We never thought we could ever get old..

We are far more like somebody watching ourselves than somebody in charge of ourselves..

I never read Karl Marx..

I take my faith seriously..

You and I aren't friends either..

...God leads you to it and takes you through it..

Words will be just words till you bring them to life.