When a tiger changes his nature, Englishmen will change theirs..

John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen have had it ever since!.

Not only England, but every Englishman is an island..

I've written so many songs about Englishmen, I have to go elsewhere..

An Englishman fears contempt more than death..

The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn't sex but something else..

I love the sad songs with their maudlin, self-deprecating, almost funny lyrics. As an Englishman, they make a lot of sense..

An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards..