When a tiger changes his nature, Englishmen will change theirs..
The English language is so elastic that you can find another word to say the same thing..
Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse..
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is..
I love the sad songs with their maudlin, self-deprecating, almost funny lyrics. As an Englishman, they make a lot of sense..
I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one..
The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn't sex but something else..
I've written so many songs about Englishmen, I have to go elsewhere..