Nothing burps better than bacon..

For the snark was a boojum, you see..

Saying you liked all music meant that you didn't love any..

The shakes stop if you drink enough, but then so does everything else..

Life isn't about what you get, it's about what you DO with what you get..

Occasionally in life we come upon things we can't understand, because we have never seen anything similar..

I'd rather be really good at something or not do it at all..

Where ever I am not is the place where I am myself..

My biggest strength is that no one can read my forehand.

I'm single but interviewing..

Women are the only correspondents to be depended on..

You’ll find your one-in-a-million. But you’re sharp enough to know there’s no point in sludging through the first nine hundred, ninety-nine thousand,….

Neutrals and lukewarms do not make history..

Life dosent frighten me at all..

I've never been particularly maternal..

Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot..

Knowledge—like a nail—is made load-bearing by being driven in. If it's not driven deep enough, it will break when any weight is put upon it..

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time..

I do not belong to any religion. Everything is between God and myself..

Love finds us where we are, not where we were..

My life now could not be better..