I want to be an entertainment lawyer so I'll be in the business still..

The only thing hard about being an actor is being out of work. So, when you get a job - that part ain't hard at all..

Republicans have been fleeced and exploited and lied to by a conservative entertainment complex..

I'm a bit of a chameleon with the whole entertainment industry so to speak..

In America, we have lost millions of decent-paying jobs. That has got to end..

I want to make films and write films, which will happen, I'm just taking a different route right now. I'm a bit of a chameleon with the whole enterta….

There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there..

Words are intermediary between thought and things. We express ourselves really not through words, which are only signs, but through what they signify….

Disputants often fare poorly when they each act greedily and deceptively..

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!.

I had spent over 10 years in sports, and there's such a natural crossover between entertainment and sports. It's more common to have both of those in….

Either you understand or you don't, and that is that..

All I have is my performance, I try to feed in the best of everything that I could possibly do into those 90 minutes and to make a live entertainment….

When we get to the future, I'll decide the future..

I ALWAYS LIKED MR STALIN..

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..

We work to eat to get the strength to work to eat to get the strength to work..

They're not just interested in one sort of music any more..

I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up..

The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming..

I get blamed for things I have nothing to do with..