Dearest, loveliest Elizabeth! What do I not owe you! You taught me a lesson, hard indeed at first, but most advantageous. By you, I was properly humb….

Gifts make friends and friends make gifts..

I love Eminem, I love Moby. Why can't we just be friends?.

Because I loved myself, I was loved..

Women like being kissed..

I'm too old to be forced..

I didn't have a life until I went up onstage..

When we make mistakes they call it evil. When God makes mistakes they call it Nature!.

Life's all about 'me' anyway.

He's hell bent for destruction, he's afraid and confused, and his brain has been mismanaged with great skill..

Great for good, or great for evil..

I follow the rules until I go against them all..

It's good for you to go somewhere that you wouldn't normally go..

You are someone and you have a right to your life..

Ain't nobody messin' with you but you.

We have seen the evil of the manufacture and sale of intoxicating liquors in our midst; let us try prohibition and see what this will do for us.

A [reformed] vampire ... mostly tries to make reparation for his previous evil by doing good deeds-most commonly, apparently, going into the crime so….

Liberty is a word which, according as it is used, comprehends the most good and the most evil of any in the world..

History is at once freedom and necessity..

I'm thrilled to get hired every once in a while..

It is a governing principle of nature, that the agency which can produce most good, when perverted from its proper aim, is most productive of evil..