I'm not God, don't intend to be and hope I never have that much power..
I'm cooler than you. WAAAY cooler..
I'd rather buy something that is relatively depressed than something that is relatively high..
I was rescued from being a greaser by music..
I read to be alone. I read so as not to be alone..
I love women more than anything..
I like to sing very much..
I invented my life because I wasn't pleased with it..
I hope Mr. Obama has success..
I have no literary fears..
I get happy very easily and very often..
I find OOP technically unsound..
I don't work from nature, I work like nature..
I don't have many famous friends, really, except Simon Cowell..
I don’t approve of religion..
I didn't really sign up to be a celebrity, I only signed up to be a writer..
I am no one to be a purist..
He who never hurries is always on time..
French are what they are without excusing themselves to be..
Fear doesn't prevent death, but it certainly prevents life..
Everything’s better when you’re high..