I always say, what really makes a movie commercial is that it makes its money back..

I am everyone I have ever loved..

There are things about which I don't even talk to myself..

You have to learn to hallucinate..

You are here to experience life, not to escape from it..

I am not a ventriloquist..

I don't ever have time for friends or anything like that..

Peace prevails when food suffices.

Pass that thing, slightly, lightly and politely..

Surely I have contemplated the things of God..

I just like to build things and do things..

Sinatra asked me out..

When I was younger, I really struggled with confidence..

When you observe rather than react, you reclaim your power..

We could have chopped down the sycamore with this..

History is absolutely my thing..

I've always loved improv. It's my thing..

I prefer a life in which we don't take ourselves too seriously..

With every word, I drop knowledge..

Geoff Bartley is great and always will be..

Knowledge makes everything simpler..