90% of success is failure..

You are not a success until you start changing other lives permanently..

I love what I do, and I intend to keep playing..

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect..

Everywhere you look in L.A., you're reminded of what you're a part of - or what you're not a part of. And everyone you meet is talking about the same….

to hope was to expect.

Life isn't what it's like in the movies..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Those that innovate the future understand history the best..

You are not who others say you are. You are who God says you are..

Power interrupts. Uninterruptible power interrupts absolutely..

Maybe when I stop making movies, I'll understand my work better..

I've had a lot of success; I've had failures, so I learn from the failure..

Washington's a cesspool of money..

I've never really looked back..

No one is ever going to be as good as I was.

That's some f***ing doorman you've got there, Ms. Shugak..

What belongs to someone, belongs to someone..

Now is the only thing that exists..

I usually get recognized for Spaceballs..

When something works for you, all you can do is cross your fingers and hope that it will work for someone else..