I prefer to drive myself. I guess I like to be in control..

I never take myself too seriously..

I am interested in doing something that cannot be explained..

I rewrite everything, almost idiotically. I rewrite and work and work, and rewrite and rewrite some more..

Enter to learn; depart to serve..

all deaths are one's own..

One cannot say everything at once..

I am no one to be a purist..

That Bible is read best, which is practised most..

3-D movies can make me nauseous..

I rarely do things based on what everybody else is doing; I never have..

Success is remaining faithful to the process God has laid out for you..

Where the storyteller is loyal, eternally and unswervingly loyal to the story, there, in the end, silence will speak. Where the story has been betray….

Only let the North exert as much moral influence over the South, as the South has exerted demoralizing influence over the North, and slavery would di….

I am as omnivorous as it's possible to be. I always say there's nothing I won't eat and nothing I won't wear..

The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

You can't escape from what you are..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

God stays faithful to us in spite of our repeated failures..