As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop..

Always reward your long hours of labor and toil in the very best way, surrounded by your family. Nurture their love carefully, remembering that your ….

Never live with someone that won the Heisman..

m doing my best" "no,this isn't your best. We shall recognize your best when it appears.

Graved inside of it, "Italy"..

I'm German, after all..

We cannot predict the future, but we can invent it..

I do like to be surprised..

Africa is on the rise..

A woman can wear anything- she can make it right..

you couldn't talk yourself into love any more than you could talk yourelf out of it..

I work whenever I'm let..

One place is very like another..

Put your good where it will do the most!.

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny..

You have to escape to survive, as you must survive to escape..

I didn't shoot anybody, no sir . . . I'm just a patsy..

Experience is what you get while looking for something else..

Success, wealth, good health and nurturing relationships are by-products of happiness, not the cause..

I am not God but something similar.

But it is pretty to see what money will do..