Quotes on Father Of The Bride

It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.

I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring, she buys a dress, they say I do. I was wrong. That's getting married. A wedding is an entirely different proposition.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.