You are a very interesting case, General. Do you know what fat file of evidence we have against you here?.
You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost..
I can't believe I was a fat person for most of my life..
I was rather a fat little boy..
It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change..
See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer..
When you get fat and lose your hunger. That is when you know the sellout has happened..
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?.
Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out..
I’m, like, a compulsive eater. I’m going to be so fat when I’m older, it’s ridiculous..
I was big and fat and had weird parents..
My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately..
If you have a fat brother or sister you might be American..
Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends..
A man must take the fat with the lean..
Nobody wanted the "Roseanne" show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family..
I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people..
No fat batboy is invisible..
I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe..
No one on this Earth knows how old I am..
There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are..