Life isn't what it's like in the movies..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

I wouldn't do anything if I didn't have something I was working for..

Those that innovate the future understand history the best..

You are not who others say you are. You are who God says you are..

Power interrupts. Uninterruptible power interrupts absolutely..

Maybe when I stop making movies, I'll understand my work better..

I've had a lot of success; I've had failures, so I learn from the failure..

Washington's a cesspool of money..

I've never really looked back..

No one is ever going to be as good as I was.

That's some f***ing doorman you've got there, Ms. Shugak..

What belongs to someone, belongs to someone..

Now is the only thing that exists..

I usually get recognized for Spaceballs..

When something works for you, all you can do is cross your fingers and hope that it will work for someone else..

It is costly wisdom that is brought by experience..

What I tend to do is blend quantitative with the qualitative to allow me to plot the qualitative data in some way. It's a question of what quantitati….

Faith is learned through life..

We don't choose what's going to wake us up..

Forgiveness frees the forgiver..