Success is always less funny than failure..

You're either living or you're dead..

Ah, love. A dreadful bond! And yet, so easily severed..

Everyone had so much to say..

When history calls, history calls..

Women, more often than not, do things which aren't remotely relaxing but are all about preening, which is just another sort of work..

... the place you're in is pretty near what you're fitted to fill. Otherwise you'd get out and fill another..

We are here not to make something of ourselves. We are here to Be ourselves..

Whether we will philosophize or we won't philosophize, we must philosophize..

Rehabilitate the germs that cause bad breath..

Death is not going to hold down Huell Howser..

Life's a short trip. You'll find out..

You have to escape to survive, as you must survive to escape..

I am certainly a liberal..

Everyone changes all the time..

Are you making life or is life making you?.

I have wished you something None of the others would..

What I am is what I am. Are you what you are - or what?.

There's a lot of freedom for me living in L.A..

Your word is your bond, you do what you say you're going to do..

With Carmina Burana, my collected works begin..