I live as I choose or I will not live at all..
Saying the words that come from knowledge is no sign of having it..
Smiling is mostly about smiling more..
I love all of our subpodcasts..
Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by..
There was so much that you could do, instead of looking for things that you couldn't do..
Ive had Malcolm since I was 12..
With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle..
I'm very competitive..
Many of my lyrics are about having sex with prostitutes..
Has anybody seen my tambourine?.
I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..
Not everything that is legal is reputable..
Never build yourself up by tearing another down..
I just don't like being told what to do..
I never take myself too seriously..
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..
I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.
I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..
I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was..