Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect..

You get to consciously decide what has meaning and what doesn't..

Everywhere you look in L.A., you're reminded of what you're a part of - or what you're not a part of. And everyone you meet is talking about the same….

to hope was to expect.

Life isn't what it's like in the movies..

I loved rollerskating when I was younger..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

I wouldn't do anything if I didn't have something I was working for..

Those that innovate the future understand history the best..

You are not who others say you are. You are who God says you are..

Power interrupts. Uninterruptible power interrupts absolutely..

Maybe when I stop making movies, I'll understand my work better..

I've had a lot of success; I've had failures, so I learn from the failure..

Washington's a cesspool of money..

I've never really looked back..

No one is ever going to be as good as I was.

That's some f***ing doorman you've got there, Ms. Shugak..

What belongs to someone, belongs to someone..

Now is the only thing that exists..

My only fear is the unknown..

I usually get recognized for Spaceballs..