Don't confuse close with happy.

When it’s time, it’s time … and it’s time..

Truth cannot be imparted, it must be inflicted..

When you're NAT on the net, you're NOT on the net.

The much-hyped Ares 1-X was much ado about nothing..

Someone suggested the Kaiser Chiefs while we were looking for a band name. We had so many ideas ourselves, at least one of us had said no to every id….

Everyone is either happy or dead..

I'm such a diva on set..

RESPIRATOR, n. An apparatus fitted over the nose and mouth of an inhabitant of London, whereby to filter the visible universe in its passage to the l….

Those who are dead are not dead They're just living in my head..

For us, performance is everything. If we can get great actors in there who like us, and we really like, we feel pretty confident that we can make a m….

Make it work, make it right, make it fast..

A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things..

I like to quote things..

Amazing uke playing to be relished..

People don't care how you feel. You need to paint pictures, you need to tell stories. That's what people want. They want to be entertained. Then all ….

We can escape from everything, but not from ourselves..

When I sing, I always relive a part of my life..

We are the strongest filter we can place before the lens. We point the lens both outward and inward..

Better to be disliked than pitied..

I see only what you see, but I notice what I see..