I never had the blues; the blues always had me..

I don't like overdubs, never liked them..

I just can't read music..

Success is failure inside out..

That's J, E, double F, J, A, double R, E , double T... I'm double J, Jeff Jarrett!.

Obviously it could be, because it was..

I was trained as a straight dramatist..

Temporize not! It is always injurious..

I'm thankful for my POLKADOTS!.

Everybody is somewhere..

I like it when I strut..

I find the more I DJ, the more ideas I have and the more music I want to make..

Knowledge comes from learning. Wisdom comes from living..

I'm a rageaholic. I just can't live without rageahol..

I have seen my mugshot..

Napoleon is dead - but Beethoven lives..

Possibilitas tua mensura tua'(What is possible to you is what you will be measured by)..

There's nothing I won't attempt..

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's..

I got to be constantly reassured that somebody loves me..

Expect much of God, and he will do much for you..