God gave the day, God gave the strength..

I didn't really sign up to be a celebrity, I only signed up to be a writer..

Always do your best. Somebody is watching you..

Patience puts up with those you'd like to put down.

We don't need to eat anyone who would run, swim, or fly away if he could..

We learn nothing by being right..

As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop..

Sit up straight, listen and participate..

In that intensely busy time of children and work, soup became my stalwart friend and I learned its true value. Anyone who's been there knows. You're ….

The one who is happy, that's the one who is right..

We find ourselves only by looking to what we’re not..

Let science tell us what and how. Let religion tell us who and why..

We all eat & it would be a sad waste of opportunity to eat badly..

Do for yourself, for no one else will..

Life did not stop, and one had to live..

Telling someone they're wrong is not the same as leading or inspiring them to do what's right..

All great acheivements require time..

But what we all have to learn is that we can't do everything ourselves..

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'.

People who love to eat are always the best people..

Dead. Never been that before. Not even once..