We all see only that which we are trained to see..

There's nothing I'm scared of in football..

I'm Danny Worsnop and I slay poon..

Of all sports, football seems to be the most sanctioned homosocial opportunity for straight men to be with each other, pat butts, struggle, strive, a….

He's a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off..

I'm not really into movies on dates because you can't chat it up..

What's the worst thing that can happen to a quarterback? He loses his confidence..

Oh, no, I was afraid of that! I'd better go and hide..

I'm a professional food eater..

I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either..

To do or not to do... that is the question..

Let's kill somebody to Sinatra! Or to early Elvis!.

When you don't have certain senses your other senses become heightened..

You've got to make sure that you make the best of the day that you're in..

I couldn't be happier..

I'm unfortunately very verbose too often..

Watching something is nothing like doing it..

I would like to get drafted at all and I will be happy to play for whoever drafts me..

Faith creates nothing; it simply reckons upon that which is already there..

Come Dance with Me , come dance..

I’ve always loved Alice Cooper..