We will go back to playing like Manchester United..

Martin Jol has put his hands on his heads..

There's nobody fitter at his age, except maybe Raquel Welch..

In football you always get judged on your last game. Whoever you are, or how amazing you are, it's the last game that everyone has seen..

I've been on top longer and I am younger. I'm just better..

I know my football. And I adore football players. The crashing noise of a tackle, the huddle grunting, and the roar of the crowd are music to my ears..

I played football and ran track in junior high, but by high school I was getting serious about my studies..

There is something to be said for waking up every morning and seeing the sun..

A terrific game, even on the losing side I could enjoy it..

It would've cost less, and left the previous owners with nothing, to go into liquidation. But it would also be humiliating for Celtic. So we paid all….

That charity fund, inside and outside Scotland is a very important identity of Celtic Football Club..

It's not just a football club. Celtic means so much to so many people..

When I was playing football I never enjoyed it that much, I was never happy. If I scored two goals, I wanted a third, I always wanted more. Now it's ….

Phew am exhausted. Just read about something called "the offside rule". Too much for my tiny brain. Must be damaged from nail polish fumes..

How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me it..

Who is the muppet coaching Chelsea??? AVB??? Hmmm!! 25yrs for Ferguson, hopefully not even 6 months for this AVB geezer!.

What has brought unique, irreplaceable me - out of all the possibilities of life-here, now, to this? Was all my youth-the paper route after school, t….

Football (soccer) is a matter of life and death, except more important..

You don't boo at a Kemp rally. You boo at football games..

That was a continuance of what we have seen most of the season - that is, various clubs beating each other..

When two peoples share a common passion: they are capable of empathising with each other's misery..