I had a Vincent van Gogh, a small Provençal landscape. We sold it. If you're going to have a van Gogh it should be a really good van Gogh..

Whoever excommunicates me, excommunicates God..

Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. ….

There is a lot of social photography being done now to point to the untruth of photography. It's getting very dull now. So, okay photography doesn't ….

But as you say in English, c'est la vie!.

The public be damned..

The most important thing to remember about depression is this: you do not get the time back. It is not tacked on at the end of your life to make up f….

Live for this life as though you live in it forever and live for the life to come as though you die tomorrow..

Strength is for service, not status.

Get it right in your head - and you'll get it right in your life..

I'd much rather resign than be pushed..

I keep everything that's private private..

I like to be counted on..

To do more, is not necessarily to do better..

I love Eminem, I love Moby. Why can't we just be friends?.

To say a thing 'must be', is the very power that makes it..

You get used to seeing certain things, and if you don't find a new way to talk about it, then frankly at some point you need to get out of the way..

I'm Danny Worsnop and I slay poon..

Time is never time at all. You can never ever leave without leaving a piece of youth. And our lives are forever changed. We will never be the same. T….

What was going on inside of me became louder because everything around me became quieter..

One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television….