I'm a chronic relapser. I guess I always will be..

I will not be misquoted!.

You're either living or you're dead..

Those we call the ancients were really new in everything..

The business of business is business..

Life can't be cured, but it can be managed..

I have never painted a recent picture..

Misbehave more beautifully; more often..

We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble..

We had no domestic attacks under Bush..

I tend to be really competitive when it comes to Scattergories..

Either is both, and Both is neither..

I got to be Jim Morrison a lot longer than he did..

Everything possible to be believed is an image of truth." -Taleswapper.

Faith leads us beyond ourselves. It leads us directly to God..

I like Cilantro, but you don't have to..

I love Shirley Maclaine, love that woman..

The public is never wrong..

I'll be one of the Who's of Whoville..

Socialists are Liberals in a hurry..

You don't adjust. You just dominate..