Do not seek to be loved at any price, because Love has no price..
When Caesar says, 'do this,' it is perform'd..
I am one of the haunted..
Annette had kissed me. Who would’a thunk it?.
I just wanna do my music..
Someone recommended that I read the Bible, and it was then I discovered that I knew nothing about it..
I will no longer take anyone's word for my experience..
Things don't matter, people do.
Be loved, be admired, be necessary; be somebody..
You cannot live without doing something..
Anything that can be dreamed is true..
I love to work. I love doing standup..
God's been good to me, He really has..
Love. Resoundingly and absolutely..
I make my relationships at work..
Don't immanentize the eschaton!.
I have a St. Bernard named B..
My act is based on my life..
unrequitted love amuses me.
Invest time, don't spend it..
I'm too old to be forced..