David Wong is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King . . . ‘page-turner’ is an understatement..

Nobody can hear you read music..

Usually we are saying only part of the truth..

When the money goes bad, everything else goes bad..

I'm loving N.Y., and words can't even describe how happy I am to be here..

The sincere friends of this world are as ship lights in the stormiest of nights..

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud. I am arrived at last in the presence of a man so real and equal, that ….

Illness is the proving ground of friendship..

I tasted freedom and I really liked it..

I just keep making things, and whatever happens, happens..

Your thoughts are making you..

Someone who was a part of my life. Probably the only one that really mattered..

Those who cannot begin do not finish..

Treat your friend as a spectacle..

We talk of choosing our friends, but friends are self-elected..

You're the reason our kids are ugly..

Better be a nettle in the side of your friend than his echo..

The essence of true friendship, in my view, is to make allowances for one another's little lapses..

I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second..

Faith is only as good as the one in whom it's invested..

If somebody says, "Oh, we're going to improvise!," I'm like, Oh, get me out of here..