Quotes on Funny And Witty

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

The problems that exist in this world can not be solved by the level of thinking that created them.

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.