Quotes on Funny Atheist

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.

Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?

If people are good because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

Where knowledge ends, religion begins.

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky.

If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose to save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the pattern of their words. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God and whose every deed is foul, foul, foul.

The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason.

A man's ethical behaviour should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.

Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.

I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.

He was an embittered atheist, the sort of atheist who does not so much disbelieve in God as personally dislike Him.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.