Quotes on Funny Beer

He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.

Let no man thirst for good beer.

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow

There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.

I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.