Quotes on Funny Birthday Card

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.