Quotes on Funny Birthday Wishes

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.