Quotes on Funny Birthday

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

Today you are you! That is truer than true!

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

May you live all the days of your life.

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.