I like my work to stand on its own as much as possible..

There is beauty in everything, Just not everybody sees it.

Swallows and Amazons for-ever!.

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you..

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present..

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help..

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard..

The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that th….

What's in that pipe that he's smoking?.

We have a small, tight family. I left home at a young age and the best thing for me was to go home at Christmas-time and spend time with my family an….

I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally..

This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list, Xbox. You know w….

I love Christmas, not just because of the presents but because of all the decorations and lights and the warmth of the season..

Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past..

One can never have enough socks.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday..