Quotes on Funny Clever

Novels are not about expressing yourself, they're about something beautiful, funny, clever and organic. Self-expression ? Go and ring a bell in a yard if you want to express yourself.

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

The problems that exist in this world can not be solved by the level of thinking that created them.