Quotes on Funny Computer

First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

I think computer viruses should count as life ... I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.