Quotes on Funny Dad

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president of the United States.

Fathers are biological necessities, but social accidents.

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.