Quotes on Funny Divorce

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.